A Parade of Palindromes

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A

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

A car, a man, a maraca.

A Dan, a clan, a canal - Canada!

A Danish custard - drat such sin, Ada

Add 'A'

A dim or fond 'No' from Ida.

A dog! A panic in a pagoda!

Aerate pet area

Age, irony, Noriega.

A Goth saw Anna wash toga.

Ah, Aristides opposed it, sir, aha!

Ah, Satan sees Natasha.

Aid nine men, India.

Air an aria

All erotic, I lose lame female solicitor Ella.

Al lets Della call Ed Stella.

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!

"Amen!" I call if I fill a cinema.

"Am I mad, eh?" Giselle sighed, "Am I, Ma?"

Amore? Roma!

Amy, must I jujitsu my ma?

A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.

Anita got a toga, Tina.

Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?" Anne, I snip a map in Sienna.

Anne, I stay a day at Sienna.

Anne, I vote more cars race Rome-to-Vienna.

Anne, I vote no one to Vienna.

A nut for a jar of tuna.

A pain, a blast; ah, that's Albania, Pa!

A poem, a carol - or a cameo, Pa?

A pre-war dresser drawer, Pa.

Are we not drawn onwards, we Jews, drawn onward to new era?

Are we not, Rae, near to new era?

A rod, not a bar, a baton, Dora.

A Santa spots tops at NASA.

As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa

A Toyota: race fast, safe car: a Toyota

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A Toyota's a Toyota.

Avid Allen spots a Toyota, stops Nell (a diva).

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B

Bald elf fled lab.

Ban campus motto: "Bottoms up, MacNab".

Bar an Arab.

"Bed stress!" asserts Deb.

Bird rib.

Bob: "Did Anna peep?" Anna: "Did Bob?"

Bob mixes sex. I'm Bob.

Bog dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid gob.

Bombard a drab mob.

Borrow or rob.

Bosnia ... pain ... sob.

Boston did not sob.

Bush saw pop wash sub.

But Anita sat in a tub.

But sad Eva saved a stub.

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C

Cain: a maniac.

Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac

Can I attain a 'C'?

Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic!

Civic sin, Alan, is civic.

Cleveland DNA: Level C.

Cora sees a roc.

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D

Dad: "Alas, a salad ad!"

Daedalus: nine. Peninsula: dead.

Dammit, I'm mad!

Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!

Damosel, a poem? A carol? Or a cameo pale? So mad!

Dash sin if I finish sad.

Debate with girl last; if it's all right, I wet a bed.

Debating, Nita, dating, Nita - bed!

Deb, smash Sam's bed!

Deer breed.

Deer flee freedom in Oregon? No, Geronimo - deer feel freed.

Deer frisk, sir, freed.

Dee saw a seed.

Degenerate Moslem, a cad! Eva saved a camel so Meta reneged.

Deirdre wets altar of St. Simon's - no mists, for at last ewer dried.

Delia and Edna ailed.

Delia failed.

Delia, here we nine were hailed.

Delia sailed as sad Elias ailed.

Delia sailed, Eva waved, Elias ailed.

Delia's debonair dahlias, poor, drop or droop. Sail, Hadrian; Obed sailed.

"Delia was ill!" Lisa wailed.

Deliver, Eva, him I have reviled.

"Deliver desserts," demanded Nemesis, "emended, named, stressed, reviled."

Del saw a sled.

Demand no maid a diamond named.

Denim axes examined.

Dennis sinned.

Dennis and Edna sinned.

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned.

Dennis, no misfit, can act if Simon sinned.

Dentist: "Sit, Ned."

Deny a god, O gay Ned?

Deny me not; atone, my Ned.

Depardieu, go rap a rogue I draped.

Derek, I like red!

Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed.

"Desserts, sis?" (Sensuousness is stressed)

Detach cat, Ed.

Devil never even lived.

Dial (or tap) Pup Patrol aid.

Diana saw Dr. Awkward was an aid.

Diaper pin - I pre-paid!

Did Dean aid Diana? Ed did.

Did Hannah say as Hannah did?

Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did.

Di, did I as I said I did?

Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did!

Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?

Did Ione take Kate? No, I did.

Did Joe kill like O.J. did?

Doc, note, I dissent, A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.

Do geese see God?

Dog, elk, cat, emu, me tackle God.

Dogma: I am God.

Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God.

Do go to God.

Don did nod.

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.

Donna made Ted, a man, nod.

Do not start at rats to nod.

Don't nod.

Do offer a ref food.

Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.

Doom, royal panic, I mimic in a play or mood.

Dora tendered net, a rod.

Dot saw I was Tod.

Dot sees Tod.

Drab as a fool, as aloof as a bard.

Drab Reg, no longer bard.

Drat Saddam! A mad dastard!

Drat such custard!

Draw a slot, sir - Bristol's a ward.

Draw - aye, no melody - dole-money award.

Dr. Awkward.

Draw nine men inward.

Draw no dray a yard onward.

Draw noses onward!

Draw, O Caesar, erase a coward.

Draw, O coward!

Draw pupil's pup's lip upward.

Drowsy baby's word.

Dubya won? No way,bud!

Dumb mud.

Dump mud!

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E

E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.

Ed: a general, a renegade.

Ed, I help pink nipple hide.

Ed, I hide.

Ed is a trader; cast sacred art aside.

Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.

Ed is on no side.

Edith, cold-eyed, eyed loch tide.

Egad, a base life defiles a bad age.

Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.

Egad, an adage!

Egad! Loretta has Adams as mad as a hatter. Old age!

Egad! No bondage!

Eh, Canada had an ache?

Elbert and Edna treble.

Elf farm raffle.

Emil asleep, Allen yodelled "Oy!" Nella peels a lime.

Emil asleep, Hannah peels a lime.

Emil, a sleepy baby, peels a lime.

Emil saw a slime.

Emily's sassy lime

Enid and Edna dine.

Epic Erma has a ham recipe.

Ere hypocrisies or poses are in, my hymn I erase. So prose I, sir, copy here.

Eros saw Eve was sore.

E.T. is opposite.

Euston saw I was not Sue.

Euston sees not Sue.

Eva, can I pose as Aesop in a cave?

Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?

Evade me, Dave.

Eve damned Eden, mad Eve.

Eve saw diamond, erred. No maid was Eve.

Evil is a name of a foeman, as I live.

Evil - a diamond, a cad - no maid alive!

Evil odes or prose do live.

Evil olive.

Evita, gentle, felt negative.

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F

Feeble Tom's motel beef.

Flee, elf!

Flee to me, remote elf.

Flesh? Saw I Mimi wash self?

Flesh - saw Mom wash self!

Flo, gin is a sin. I golf.

Food, a lass, salad - oof!

Freshen omelette lemon, eh, serf?

Frustrate Net tenet, Art - surf!

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G

Gabe's on a nosebag.

Gary knits a stinky rag.

Gate-man sees name, garage-man sees name-tag.

Gateman's nametag.

Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?

Gigawatt Ottawa gig.

Gnu dung.

God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

God, a slap! Paris, sir, appals a dog!

Goddesses so pay a possessed dog.

Go deliver a dare, vile dog!

Go, do, dog!

"Go, droop aloof," sides reversed, is "fool a poor dog".

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!

Go help Mister Bret, simple hog.

Go home, demo hog.

Golf? No, sir, prefer prison-flog.

Gong! Get set, Ed, to not detest egg-nog.

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H

Ha! I rush to my lion oily moths, Uriah!

Ha! Jar level Rajah!

Harass selfless Sarah.

Harass sensuousness, Sarah.

Ha! Robed Selim smiles, Deborah!

Ha! Robed rats deliver reviled star, Deborah!

Harpo: not on Oprah

He did, eh?

He lived as a devil, eh?

Hell! A spacecraft farce caps all, eh?

Help Max, Enid, in example "H".

He or I act at Cairo, eh?

Here so long? No loser, eh?

He stops spots, eh?

He won a Toyota now, eh?

H (sarcastic): "It's a crash."

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I

I did roll - or did I?

I did see referees, did I?

If I had a hi-fi...

I, madam, I made radio. So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?

I made border bard's drowsy swords; drab, red-robed am I.

I maim nine men in Saginaw; wan, I gas nine men in Miami.

I maim nine more hero-men in Miami.

I, man, am regal; a German am I.

I, Marian, I too fall; a foot-in-air am I.

I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"

In airy Sahara's level, Sarah, a Syrian, I.

In a regal age ran I.

In words, drown I.

I prefer pi.

I, Rasputin, knit up sari.

I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.

I saw desserts. I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.

I saw Ed under Deb's bed; red, nude was I.

I saw I was I.

I saw thee, madame, eh? 'Twas I.

"Is Don Adams mad?" A nod. "Si!"

Is it I? It is I!

I tip away a wapiti.

I told Edna how to get a mate: "Go two-handed." Loti.

I was sad - no Hondas saw I.

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J

Jar a tonga, nag not a Raj.

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K

Kayak salad: Alaska yak.

Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

Kay dated a cadet, a Dyak.

"Knight, I ask nary rank," saith gink.

Kodak ad O.K.!

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L

La, not atonal!

Lager, sir, is regal.

Laid on no dial.

Laminate pet animal.

Lana, can I sit on Otis in a canal?

Lapp, Mac? No, sir, prison-camp pal.

Last fig - as a gift, Sal.

Late Bill is ill, I bet Al.

Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.

Lee had a heel.

Leno located a cadet: a colonel!

Lepers repel.

Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel.

Lew, Otto has a hot towel.

Lid off a daffodil.

Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil.

Live not on evil.

Live not on evil deed, live not on evil.

Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil.

Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil.

Live on, Time; emit no evil.

Live was I ere I saw Evil.

Loot: slate, metal plate, metal stool.

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M

Mac spots tip at a pit-stop scam.

Madame, not one man is selfless; I name not one, Madam.

Madam, I am ill. I've nine men in evil Lima. I'm Adam.

Madam, I do get a mate. God, I'm Adam.

Madam, I'm Adam.

Madam, in Eden I'm Adam.

Ma handed Edna ham.

Ma has a ham.

Ma is a nun, as I am.

Ma is as selfless as I am.

"Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "spare more jam!"

Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.

Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M.

Marge let a moody baby doom a telegram.

Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.

Marge, let's send a sadness telegram.

Marge, let's "went". I await news telegram.

Max, I stay away at six a.m.

May a moody baby doom a yam?

Milestones? Oh, 'twas I saw those, not Selim.

Mirror rim.

Mirth, sir, a gay asset? No, don't essay a garish trim.

Mix a maxim.

Moorgate got nine men in to get a groom.

Moors dine, nip - in Enid's room.

Mother at song no star, eh Tom?

Mother Eve's noose we soon sever, eh Tom?

Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

Murder for a jar of red rum.

Must sell at tallest sum.

"My gym tasks are too lonely?" a Jay Leno looter asks at my gym.

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N

Nail a tin Italian.

Name is Orton, not Rosie, Man!

Name no-one man.

Name now one man.

Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate Man!

Naomi, did I moan?

Nate bit a Tibetan.

Ned, go gag Ogden.

Ned, I am a maiden.

Nella, demand a lad named Allen.

Nella risks all: "I will ask Sir Allen."

Nella's simple hymn: "I attain my help, Miss Allen."

Nella won't set a test now, Allen.

Nemo, we revere women.

Net forever, often!

Never a foot too far, even.

Never odd or even.

Niagara, O roar again!

Nina Ricci ran in.

Nino's cut did Tucson in!

No benison, no sin, Ebon.

"No cab, eh, Ted?" I sat up. I put aside the bacon.

No devil lived on.

No Dot nor Ottawa "legal age" law at Toronto, Don.

Noel, did I not rub Burton? I did, Leon.

Noel, let's egg Estelle on.

Noel sees Leon.

No evils Shahs live on.

No garden, one dragon.

No, Hal, I led Delilah on.

No ham came, sir, now siege is won. Rise, MacMahon.

No, I save on final perusal, a sure plan if no evasion.

No, is Ivy's order a red rosy vision?

No, it can assess an action.

No, it is open on one position.

No, it is opposed; Art sees Trade's opposition.

No, it is opposition.

No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention.

No, it's a bar of gold, a bad log for a bastion.

No lemons, no melon.

No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.

No miss, it is Simon.

No Misses ordered roses, Simon.

No mists or frost, Simon.

Nomists reign at Tangier, St. Simon.

Nora, alert, saws goldenrod-adorned logs. Wastrel Aaron!

"Nora, a raft!" "Is it far, Aaron?"

Norah's foes order red rose of Sharon.

"Norah's moods," Naomi moans, "doom Sharon."

Noriega can idle, held in a cage - iron!

Nor I, fool, ah no! We won halo - of iron.

Nor I nor Emma had level'd a hammer on iron.

Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.

No, set a maple here; help a mate, son.

No, slang is a signal, son.

"Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton.

Not I, no hotel; cycle to Honiton.

"Not New York," Roy went on.

Not nil, Clinton.

No trace; not one carton

Not seven on a mere man - one vest on.

Not so, Boston.

No waste, grab a bar, get saw on.

"Now dine," said I as Enid won.

Now do I repay a period won.

Now ere we nine were held idle here, we nine were won.

Now, Eve, we're here, we've won.

Nowise I bury rubies I won.

Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.

No word, no bond; row on.

Now saw ye no mosses or foam, or aroma of roses. So money was won.

Now, sir, a war is won.

Now I see, referees, I won.

No "x" in "Mr. R. M. Nixon"?

No yarn in rayon?

Nurse, save rare vases, run!

Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!

Nurse's onset abates, noses run.

"Nurses, run!" says sick Cissy as nurses run.

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O

O desirable Melba, rise, do!

O Geronimo, no minor ego!

O gnats, tango!

O had I nine more hero-men in Idaho!

Oh, cameras are macho.

O.J. nabs Bob's banjo.

Oh who was it I saw, oh who?

O, Lisa sees a silo!

One resort rose - Reno!

On tub, Edward imitated a cadet; a timid raw debut, no?

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.

O render gnostic illicit song, red Nero.

O, stone, be not so.

Otto made Ned a motto.

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P

Paget saw an Irish tooth, sir, in a waste gap.

Paget saw a wasp in a waste gap.

Panic in a Titanic? I nap.

Part of U.S. is UFO trap.

Party boobytrap.

Pa's a sap.

Pa stole macadamia nut, tuna. I'm Ada, Camelot sap.

Pat and Edna tap.

Peel's lager on red rum did murder no regal sleep.

Pets never even step.

Plan no damn Madonna LP.

Pooh, roll a ball or hoop.

"Pooh," smiles Eva, "have Selim's hoop."

Poor Dan is in a droop.

Pull a bat! I held a ladle, hit a ball up.

Pull up, Eva, we're here; wave, pull up.

Pull up if I pull up.

Pupils roll a ball or slip up.

Pupils slip up.

Pusillanimity obsesses Boy Tim in "All Is Up".

Puss, a legacy! Rat in a snug, unsanitary cage, lass, up!

Put Eliot's toilet up.

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R

"Rats gnash teeth," sang star.

Rats live on no evil star.

Raw was I ere I saw war.

Red lost case, Ma. Jesse James acts older.

Red lost solder.

Red Nevada vendor.

Red now on level - no wonder.

Redraw a warder.

Red robber gazes not on S.E. Zagreb border.

Red root put up to order.

Red roses run no risk, sir, on nurse's order.

Red rum, eh? 'Twas I saw the murder.

Red rum, sir, is murder.

Refasten gipsy's pig-net safer.

Regard a mere mad rager.

Reg, no lone car won, now race no longer.

Re hypocrisy: as I say, sir, copy her.

Remit Rome cargo to go to Grace Mortimer.

Repel evil as a live leper.

Resume so pacific a pose, muser.

Retracting, I sign it, Carter.

Revenge, Bill? I won! Will I beg? Never!

Revenge my baby, Meg? Never!

Revered now I live on. O did I do no evil, I wonder ever?

"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."

"Revolt, love," raved Eva. "Revolt, lover!"

Revolt on Yale, Democrats edit "Noon-Tide Star". Come, delay not, lover.

Rise, morning is red, no wonder-sign in Rome, sir.

Rise, take lame female Kate, sir.

Rise to vote, sir.

Ron, Eton mistress asserts I'm no tenor.

Rot can rob a born actor.

Roy Ames, I was a wise mayor.

Roy, am I mayor?

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S

Sad? I'm Midas!

Sail on, game vassal! Lacy callas save magnolias.

Saladin enrobes a baroness, Señora, base-born Enid, alas!

Salisbury Moor, sir, is roomy. Rub Silas.

"Sal is not in?" Ruth asks. "Ah, turn it on, Silas."

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Sat in a taxi, left Felix at Anita's.

Satire: Veritas.

Saw tide rose? So red it was!

See few owe fees.

See referees.

See, slave, I demonstrate yet arts no medieval sees.

Selim's tired; no wonder, it's miles.

Semite, be sure! Damn a man-made ruse betimes!

Senile felines.

Set a broom on no moor, Bates.

Sh! Tom sees moths.

Sir, I demand, I am a maid named Iris.

Sir, I'm Iris.

Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.

"Sirrah! Deliver deified desserts detartrated!" stressed deified, reviled Harris.

Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "As Is"!

Sis, Sargasso moss a grass is.

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Si, we'll let Dad tell Lewis.

Six at party; no pony-trap, taxis.

"Slang is not suet, is it?" Euston signals.

Slap-dab set-up, Mistress Ann asserts, imputes bad pals.

Slap my gym pals.

Snug satraps eye Sparta's guns.

Snug was I ere I saw guns.

So, Ida, adios!

"So I darn on," a canon radios.

Solo gigolos.

So, Mama, I won - now I am Amos!

So many dynamos.

So may Apollo pay Amos.

So may get Arts award. Draw a strategy, Amos.

So may Obadiah aid a boy, Amos.

So may Obadiah, even in Nineveh, aid a boy, Amos.

"Some deer fees!" I say as I see free demos.

Some men interpret nine memos.

Son, I sack casinos!

So remain a mere man. I am Eros.

Sore was I ere I saw Eros.

Spot pal's laptops.

Spots tie - it's tops!

Stack cats.

Star? Come, Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man - no Democrats!

Star comedy by Democrats.

Stella won no wallets.

Stephen, my hat! Ah, what a hymn, eh, pets?

Step on hosepipes? Oh no, pets.

Step on no pets!

Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!

"Stop!" nine myriad murmur. "Put up rum, rum, dairymen, in pots!"

Stop, Syrian, I start at rats in airy spots.

St. Simon sees no mists.

Strategy: get arts.

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

Sue, dice, do, to decide us.

"Sue," Tom smiles, "Selim smote us!"

"Suit no regrets." A motto, Master Gerontius.

Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

Swap for a pair of paws?

Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.

Swept pews? Yes, Sam Massey swept pews.

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T

Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.

Telegram, Margelet!

Ten animals I slam in a net.

Ten dip a rapid net.

Tenet C is a basis, a basic tenet.

Tennis set won now Tess in net.

Tennis tips: saliva. Vilas spits in net.

Ten? No bass orchestra tarts, eh? Cross a bonnet.

Tense, I snap Sharon roses or Norah's pansies net.

Tessa's in Italy, Latin is asset.

Tide-net safe soon, all in - a manilla noose fastened it.

Timid as Ma, I am sad I'm it.

Tin made Ron snore, damn it!

'Tis Ivan on a visit.

Title fit - I felt it!

To last, Carter retracts a lot.

To nets, ah no, son, haste not.

Too bad, I hid a boot.

Too far away, no mere clay or royal ceremony, a war afoot.

Too far, Edna, we wander afoot.

Too hot to hoot.

Top spot.

Top step - Sara's pet spot.

Top step's pup's pet spot.

Tracy, no panic in a pony-cart.

Trade ye no mere moneyed art.

Trap all afoot; I too fall apart.

Trap a rat! Stare, piper, at star apart!

Trash? Even interpret Nineveh's art.

Trash Tim Smith's art.

Tug at a gut.

Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.

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W

War-distended nets I draw.

Ward nurses run draw.

Warsaw was raw.

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Was it a rat I saw?

Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?

Was it felt? I had a hit left, I saw.

Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw?

We freer few.

We'll let Mom tell Lew.

We name opera, rare poem, anew.

We panic in a pew.

We seven, Eve, sew.

We, so to get a mate, go to sew.

Wonders in Italy: Latin is "red" now.

Won race, so loth to lose car now.

Won't I repaper? Repaper it now.

Won't lovers revolt now?

Wonton on salad? Alas, no, not now!

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X

Xerxes was stunned! Eden nuts saw sex, Rex!

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Y

Yacht notes radar set on th' cay.

Yawn a more Roman way.

Yawn! Madonna Fan? No damn way!

Yell or trolley.

Ye slew Wesley.

Yes, Mark, cable to hotel: "Back, Ramsey!"

Yes, Syd, Owen saved Eva's new Odyssey.

Yo! Bad anaconda had no Canada boy.

Yo! Banana boy!

Yo! Basil is a boy!

Yo! Bottoms up! U.S. motto, boy!

Yo! Breed deer, boy!

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Z

Zeus: "Nile macaroni, Ma, is a nitrate-tart in Asia Minor, a camel in Suez."

Zeus was deified, saw Suez.